Because clearly they have no idea whatsoever what they want and not having the first clue what a zig-ah-zig-ah pie is either probably means that they would want that too. This might be a pic that mostly aptly describes two people completely confused about their sexual orientation… or alternatively the ridiculously remote possibility that they both know exactly what they want and it’s just the niche’est thing you’ve ever seen.
I vote for the former and am grateful that I am not quite this fucked up.
What it does do is make for some unusual entertainment, no denying that. It kind of reminds me of the freak shows they used to have way back when with in the carnivals or the travelling circuses.
Basically it really doesn’t matter if you’re swinging by just for to experience the weirdness of it or if the weirdo in you is aroused by it there is a Baby Got Balls Discount for 83% off which is nothing to sneeze at.